"Smite 'em good"

An editor of the Buffalo Beast called the 700 club's prayer line to pray for the assaination of Hugo Chavez:

700 Club: Okay, all-righty sir, how’s your relationship with the lord?

BEAST: Oh, we’re pretty close.

700 Club: Okay. How is it on a daily basis?

BEAST: Good, you know. He’s there when I’m brushing my teeth in the morning and everything.

700 Club: And what would you like me to pray for you about today?

BEAST: Uh, you know, the assassination of Hugo Chavez maybe.

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But you really should listen to the audio file.