The Great Glue Factory In The Sky

Barbaro, some horse, was put down today. Big news in America. I saw a clip of the news conference where a woman (the owner?) asked everyone to pray for Barbaro. I'm curious to know how that prayer would go. "Dear God, please don't send Barbaro's horse soul to horse hell. He lived a good Christian life."

Here are some of my favorite headlines commemorating this event:

• Barbaro's death transcends sports (huh?)
• Barbaro: Salute to a champion
• Barbaro's legacy reaches beyond racing world
• Barbaro loved Maryland, and feeling was mutual
  

and my personal favorite:

• Cloning Barbaro

Is the post office going to be closed tomorrow for this? I have some shit I need to mail.

Update: I should have known there would be at least one of these.