Creationist Retards
My friends at BEAST magazine infiltrated the recent opening of a creationist "museum" in Kentucky. (One of my recent comics was inspired by the opening of this craptastic place). These people think Dinosaurs not only lived with man, but survived on the ark and have only recently gone extinct.
Clearly these people are lacking all their mental faculties. What could they do to test their ability to believe anything? They created a fake website to obtain press passes ,www.thespecialtimes.com, “A Christian lifestyle journal for and by the developmentally disabled,” then sent "Dougie," who suffers from "Asperger’s Syndrome by Proxy" in to interview the famous christian apologist Ken Ham, who makes a nice living lying to children. There's an article, but even better is a YouTube video of the interview. Watching it, it's hard to tell who's acting more retarded.
Clearly these people are lacking all their mental faculties. What could they do to test their ability to believe anything? They created a fake website to obtain press passes ,www.thespecialtimes.com, “A Christian lifestyle journal for and by the developmentally disabled,” then sent "Dougie," who suffers from "Asperger’s Syndrome by Proxy" in to interview the famous christian apologist Ken Ham, who makes a nice living lying to children. There's an article, but even better is a YouTube video of the interview. Watching it, it's hard to tell who's acting more retarded.
posted by Matt Bors at
12:07 PM
2 Comments:
*gasp* You mean dinosaurs and humans never lived together!? Damn you, Hanna-Barbera! You lied to me!
whew, i haven't laughed that hard in quite a while. ah, to be so blissfully ignorant.
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