Mini Spears
This headline is on the Huffington Post today.
I guess getting knocked up when you are 16 can now officially be considered a good career move. We'll see you after a few years of non-stop media coverage, Ms. Spears--when you become a divorced drug addict that gets ridiculed for gaining seven pounds. On the bright side, you may be able to pull your life back together before your 21st birthday.
I guess getting knocked up when you are 16 can now officially be considered a good career move. We'll see you after a few years of non-stop media coverage, Ms. Spears--when you become a divorced drug addict that gets ridiculed for gaining seven pounds. On the bright side, you may be able to pull your life back together before your 21st birthday.
posted by Matt Bors at
3:00 PM
2 Comments:
For my sanity's sake, I hope she's smarter than her older sister and doesn't do random crap that the media will go nuts for. My sanity is precarious as it is since Anna Nicole Smith died and no one cared, except every TV station.
Of course, I still have my suspicions the CIA assassinated her and the government conspired with the corporate-run media to play stories of her over and over till our neurons melt into jelly. And that Britney Spears is a CIA agent.
"For my sanity's sake, I hope she's smarter than her older sister and doesn't do random crap that the media will go nuts for"
I hope she does. I hope she has a kid every year until 2015 and one become emperor.
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