3 A.M.

We are really getting silly now. It's 3 in the morning: who do you trust to answer the phone in the White House?

Do important events only happen in the middle of the night? What does answering phones have to do with anything? I like how Obama identified the Clinton ad as fear mongering and then released almost the exact same ad in response. When Hillary accuses you of being a plagiarist, it's advisable not to plagiarize her ads word for word.

Friday: American Gothic, updated.