Jun 30, 2008

Nader

Ralph Nader:
"There's only one thing different about Barack Obama when it comes to being a Democratic presidential candidate. He's half African-American."
Grover Norquist:
"John Kerry with a tan."



More of Nader's insightful comments:
"Whether that will make any difference, I don't know. I haven't heard him have a strong crackdown on economic exploitation in the ghettos. Payday loans, predatory lending, asbestos, lead. What's keeping him from doing that? Is it because he wants to talk white? He doesn't want to appear like Jesse Jackson? We'll see all that play out in the next few months and if he gets elected afterwards."

I also wish Obama would focus harder on poverty. But Ralph Nader playing the race card is probably the most ineffective way on Earth to get him to go about this.

Taking a break from his busy campaign schedule, Nader is now telling a black man he is "talking white" and is afraid to sound like Jesse Jackson (note to all black politicians: you need to sound like Jesse Jackson in order to win). As a black man, you are required to go visit ghettos constantly. Ralph Nader spends a lot of time in them talking to poor people, so just follow his example. Oh, and don't forget to make asbestos litigation the centerpiece of your national campaign. OK, you're all set for victory!

Wednesday: Screw the Whales!

5 Comments:

Blogger Eric Dyck said...

http://www.gocomics.com/tedrall/2008/06/30/

8:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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11:00 AM  
Blogger Matt Bors said...

Chris, you spammer! Ralph's right--we do need a crackdown on these fellas!

12:11 PM  
Blogger Matt Bors said...

Above, Eric linked to a Ted Rall comic that basically says "other than his race, Obama is no different."

Obama's move to the center is infuriating me--and I'm going to hit him on the FISA thing. He is just another democratic politician, but I never thought he was anything else.

But to pull out the "talking white" thing, as Nader did, is below the belt. It has a historical connotation. Blacks and whites have accused other blacks of "being white" as a way to say they sold out to the man and essentially are traitors to their race.

12:45 PM  
Blogger Kevin Moore said...

Ralph should start talking Lebanese. When was the last time he had some falafel? Some humus?! One bite of shawarma, Ralph! Just one!

4:11 PM  

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