Fan Mail!

Turns out my new N.W.A toon is a hit! Lisa Labowski writes:

That is just what I expect from a Godless, faggot-lover like yourself. Why don't you do us all a favor and leave this planet because you are wasting air and food that could be going to a good, God-fearing individual with a moral base.

Thanks Lisa. I actually live on the International Space Station with 17 queers. You can see our live webcams 24 hours a day at www.spaceistheplace.com (check out the shower cam).

And don't forget about my new book.