New Toon: Learn How To Laugh!

I didn't think it would come this soon, but it has. The point where actual news reports are so ridiculous, so insanely funny , that I cannot exaggerate them any further. Nothing can be added to make it more absurd.

What then is my role as a satirist? Am I to just transcribe reality itself and count on it being mind-bendingly comical?

Such is the case with this cartoon. All information is taken from this USA Today article.

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