Savage Nation

Michael Weiner (aka Michael Savage) has urged all patriotic Americans to start burning Mexican flags. Show those vermin who's boss. Via Media Matters, I suggest listening to the audio:

Unless we say "No" to illegal aliens waving the Mexican flag in the street, by burning the Mexican flag in the street across America. That's right, burn the Mexican flag on your street corner.....Do that, burn a Mexican flag for America, burn a Mexican flag for those who died that you should have a nationality and a sovereignty, go out in the street and show you're a man, burn 10 Mexican flags if I could recommend it.

I'll not get into the actual politics of this and just assume everyone reading is not completely fucking insane: Where do we all get these Mexican flags from? I've never seen one in Ohio. Unless you are Hamas and just have fifty flags for every nation on Earth in a warehouse ready to burn at a moments notice this plan just isn't realistic. I mean it's not like we have Crazy Ali's House of Flags over here. Of course, this is coming from a man who would like to see people who burn the American flag imprisoned.

It would be a hell of a lot funnier if Savage wasn't the third rated political talk show in America (right behind the insightful Limbaugh and Hannity).