Happy Halloween

Truly the best holiday--it's non-religious, non-governmental and exists purely for fun unless you are a Pagan and believe in magic. Fact: Halloween was boring before cable television introduced horror movie marathons. It's also the only time of the year I can watch a show about "paranormal investigators" staying in a house without becoming apoplectic.

I carved a Jack-O-Lantern for the first time in years the other night and it was about the most fun ever. If you come to the house with this out front you will receive a yet to be determined candy.

Here it is with the lights on.