Joe-Mentum Endorses McCain

The end of the year saw John McCain come back in the polls a bit as republicans scrambled to figure out which of their candidates was the least douchebaggy. They might have to swallow hard and support someone who is a right-wing fanatic, but just doesn't hate Mexicans or like torture as much as the rest of the crew. a decrepit careerist in his seventies, McCain finally shed his fake Maverick label to simply become the ol' reliable republican.