Jul 28, 2008

Mapping Victory In Iraq




Remember when calling for a "timetable" to get out of Iraq was characterized as handing Osama Bin Laden our battle plans and giving him a "date certain" that he could move in and become the emperor of that country? How far we've come. Iraq's leaders,Bush, Obama and McCain now all say the are in favor of a time something. (insert your favorite word here and denounce anyone who uses a different term as a traitor.)

Oh, and if you say it's based on "conditions on the ground" then your plan is pro-good, pro-troop and pro-pro. As opposed to someone who bases withdrawal on conditions in the sky, outer space, or below the Earth's mantle where Brendan Fraser explores.

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2 Comments:

Blogger kelly said...

Oh man, this is easily one of my all time favorites of yours. I can't decide which is funnier, the quantum theory line, or the horizon line. Nicely done, Matt.

1:04 PM  
Blogger Matt Bors said...

Thanks, Kelly. Originally I had the quantum line last, but the Event Horizon seemed of greater consequence so I bumped it to the end.

2:17 PM  

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