Rush Limbaugh
This guy could dominate a news cycle with a fart. Republicans would cheer and rally around it. 900 Liberal blogs would rant about it. Candy Crowley would interview it. One Republican would mention that their party can't expand on the strength of Rush's farts alone. That would send the media into overdrive as it speculated on the fart divide tearing apart the GOP. Rush would threaten to fart on the dissenter, forcing that man to apologize and praise the importance and splendid odor of Rush's farts.
posted by Matt Bors at
10:25 PM
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He once said that everything he says is to gain the largest market share. I really don't think the guy believes half (or any) of the stuff he says. He's like a real Stephen Colbert, just always in character and evil in that ambivalent sort of way. People who worship and/or criticize him are completely wasting their lives, because whenever they do, it's free advertising and give him more money.
I think he's just after money, but it makes me wonder. I have the feeling Bill O'Reilly is for real. I wonder if Ann Coulter is. Man, that'd be scary. That's gotta be an act. ... You know..I'd do her. I'm all for a woman who believes in the enslavement of her own gender. That's kinda hot.
Speaking of enslavement, anybody catch Mr. Steele's 'yessuh, massah Rush!' yesterday? Even better B
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'Bobby' Jindal praising the apology was even better, and not surprising considering he won't use his real first name.
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