The Good News

I meant to post this last week when I saw it and here it's been sitting in Blogger as a "draft" this whole time. Anyway, here's what a positive news story looks like these days:

The Army last month stopped accepting felons and recent drug abusers into its ranks as the nation's economic downturn helped its recruiting, allowing it to reverse a decline in recruiting standards that had alarmed some officers.

...yay?