To Your Health!

I mentioned before that Camel always sends my girlfriend coupons because she bought a pack with a debit card once. (They have access to the Matrix apparently.) She had a birthday recently so Camel sent her a card and some more coupons.

Happy Birthday! Keep smoking so you have less of them!

Luckily I work from home and can seize all this material before she gets off work. Now it's in the shredder. Is that a Federal Crime? I say we should be looking forward and not backward.