Jun 10, 2009

Striking Fear In Our Enemies

I'm drawing a scene in "War Is Boring" where David is attending a trade show for defense contractors. So I'm looking up some logos of the exhibitors and I run across this:



Holy shit, are those rainbows shooting out of a fucking falcon's eyes?

ACS was awarded hundreds of millions of dollars in military contracts so you would think they could afford to spend more than $100 on a logo design. The Earth, bird and the crap in its claws are all clip art.

I can see it being approved for an online store for ironic shirts, but I'm trying to imagine the scene where a designer presented a series of roughs to the head honchos. They looked at a few variations and agreed: "We want the one firing rainbows out of its eyes. It's awesome."

9 Comments:

Blogger Judas Peckerwood said...

Hey, lay off –– that falcon is spreading our gay values across the globe, Finally, a defense project I can get behind!

1:57 AM  
Blogger Aaron Manton said...

Good to see Foreigner back out touring.

9:00 AM  
Blogger Tony said...

As always, if you present the client with 3 ideas, they will pick the worst one. Not sure if this was the case here or if they just let the guy who puts together the PowerPoints handle this one.

9:01 AM  
Blogger Aaron Manton said...

They should have gone with a snake fighting a truck.

10:53 AM  
Blogger Mikhaela Reid said...

I'm guessing those aren't rays of LGBT pride?

12:40 PM  
Blogger Matt Bors said...

If they were, it might be effective in scaring Al Qaeda.

12:42 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

I'm assuming this was made by a former military intel type hoping to relate to others of same background. I worked at an Air Force HQ, so I've seen many similar to this for new squadrons. It boils down to people drawing a quick sketch (PowerPoint?), picking from a basic palette of colors (I still think it's at random), then creating a huge writeup on what each piece means (especially the color selection for some reason). So when I see this, I think: rainbow eyes (full spectrum sensors), falcon (aerial surveillance), globe (worldwide), weapons in claws (combat ready/ever vigilant/etc), lightning (speed). Then the rest would be on color selection: blue for integrity, sunlight for vigilance, etc. Or maybe it was just something a kid made for his daddy, who knows.

4:56 PM  
Blogger Matt Bors said...

Thanks, Richard. I suspect you are dead on in your assessment. Military patches and logos have their own internal language that unfortunately revolves around bad design, birds of prey, skulls and lightning.

1:30 AM  
Blogger Unknown said...

Don't forget, the design needs to appeal to grown men who walk around with lighting bolts on their hats-it needs to appeal to a 3rd grade sense of cool.

1:45 AM  

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