Dec 7, 2009

I'll see Time and raise them.

In an attempt to exploit the economic desperation of freelancers and the notorious lateness for which we are paid, Time Inc. has developed a "Pay Me Now" program that will allow freelancers to get paid promptly, provided they pay Time a fee for paying them--one that gets higher the quicker they want it.

Gawker has the story:
Given how desperate freelancers are to be PAID NOW, largely because companies like Time Inc. never pay them on time, this is a pretty genius idea. In fact, if you take it to its logical conclusion, Time could just pay its freelances nothing instantly, thereby significantly reducing its content costs.
This is all fine and dandy on Time's part. I understand that corporations now depend on swindling customers and employees with late fees, early fees and hidden fees to underwrite their failing business models. If freelancers are to keep up with current trends it's time for us to fight back with some money-making schemes of our own!

Early Fees
  • Do you want the work at the last possible second before deadline? No extra fee.
  • 5 minutes before deadline: 1 percent fee
  • 10 minutes before deadline: 2 percent fee
  • 30 minutes before deadline: 3 percent fee
  • 2 hours before deadline: 4 percent fee
  • 1 day before deadline: 5 percent fee

Transaction Fees
  • Electronic delivery: Flat rate Platinum Turbo Delivery $10 convenience fee
  • Mailed on disc: Flat rate Platinum Retro Delivery $10 convenience fee (plus $15 CD burning fee)
  • Communication over phone and e-mail to discuss project: 10 free e-mails and/or phone calls with additional communication at $10 per
Late Fees
  • 2 percent fee for each week payment is delayed after 30 days of receiving invoice
  • Your company folds and you run away without paying: run the 100 yard gauntlet while freelancers pelt you sharp quill pens and paper cut you with overdue invoices
Hidden Fees
  • No tearsheets delivered within 30 days of publication? 10 percent fee
  • You kill the illustration without bothering to inform the freelancer: full price, no kill fee
  • You significantly color correct or edit illustration and notify the freelancer about it a week later because you are busy: 50 percent fee

6 Comments:

Blogger Big Mark 243 said...

I see it an issue of controlling ideas. Who can afford to be a freelancer if they have to 'pay to work'?

I could be wrong, but it could be a way to limit ideas.

3:07 PM  
Blogger Abell Smith said...

Love the "Transaction Fees"...

Let's add a $25 "translation fee" for clients who write emails in some sort of run-on sentence, stream-of-consciousness, or other meaningless gibberish that only they could fully understand.

3:26 PM  
Blogger Outis said...

Aren't there laws against "Payday Lenders" who give shorterm loans at high interest rates? That's what "Pay Me Now" sounds like to me (but even more evil because it's money they already owe you and you're paying interest to get it now rather than when they get around to paying you).

3:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No fee to get paid within a month and a fee to get paid within 25 days.

If anyone paid me in a month from invoice, I would be elated.

4:33 PM  
Blogger LionKinghorn said...

I don't think this is going to fly. This has got to be some kind of violation of labor law and compensation compliance standards.

I really hate how the word "fee" can be applied to any crazy charge and somehow make it legitimate.

3:23 AM  
Blogger George Coghill said...

So what they are implying with this is "yeah, we could indeed pay you faster, we just don't". Nice.

Although there's no fame or glory, working for small biz folks means I get paid a deposit and the balance is paid before the goods are sent.

1:17 PM  

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