All Dogs Go To Atheists
Afraid your pet will starve when you Rapture to Jesus Land? Arrange to leave it with an atheist--for a fee.
Promoted on the Web as "the next best thing to pet salvation in a Post Rapture World," the service has attracted more than 100 clients, who pay $110 for a 10-year contract ($15 for each additional pet.) If the Rapture happens in that time, the pets left behind will have homes—with atheists. Centre has set up a national network of godless humans to carry out the mission. "If you love your pets, I can't understand how you could not consider this," he says.
posted by Matt Bors at
1:47 PM
2 Comments:
Damn, their website doesn't have a section for prospective employees! I'd sign up to take care of some post-rapture pets... for a price.
I am trying to decide if this service is more or less insane than the most ridiculous secular extravagances the pet-care industry has to offer (pet therapy, expensive pet clothing, and so on).
Off the top of my head, I'd have to say the Rapture-fearing pet-owners are less ridiculous than Paris Hilton.
Might have to post a site offering this kind of service myself!
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