200th Strip: No Queers, Please!

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We are an Army of One....sexual orientation. The 726 number is real, as reported in the New York Times. Meanwhile, we are relaxing standards for white supremacists. I imagine a scenario where some codebreakers are sitting in a room, deciphering transmissions from the enemy. One is found to be gay. A General walks over and orders him to stop working, telling him his will be discharged from the military. "But why?" the man asks. "I'd rather leave America open to an attack than have a fucking gay guy help the country out," the General says "Get out! We'll deal with our troop shortage some other way."

At least when soldiers rape 14 year old Iraqi girls and burn their bodies we know they aren't sick fags.

On a lighter note, this strip is #200 for me. On this momentous day, I'd like to take a look back at some Idiot Box milestones.

the first strip:

The first few were retroactively titled Idiot Box when I launched my first website. Here is the seventh, but actually the first, Idiot Box strip ever:

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#50 old Joe Mentum. How appropriate.

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All about the Benjamins.

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#150. Before they were outing secret terror-fighting programs, a reporter actually outed a secret Gulag of ours. How appalling!

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That's all for now. I plan on keeping this whole thing going well into the thousands, so stick around. And pick up my collections in the store so you can read the rest!