New Toon: AirPort Security 2015
So I'm all for being safe and whatnot when I fly, but just how safe do they need to make me? I will accept a certain amount of risk if it means I can bring a magazine and a jar of gourmet baby food on my flight.
I pose it as a joke in the comic, but if a terrorist were to smuggle some C4 in his rear end and blow up a flight, would we then have to submit to anal cavity searches? I think the answer would be yes, seeing as how we have to take off our smelly shoes for the rest of our life because a crazy tried to set his explosive shoe on fire.
A version without the cussing went out earlier in the week if you saw it anywhere on the web.
Next week: Terrorists and Confederate Porn!
posted by Matt Bors at
10:20 AM
2 Comments:
Since I just went on an international flight from Japan to Detroit, I'll say that yes, they have gotten strict over the liquid ban.
It wasn't TOO bad, though. I made sure not to bring anything remotly liquid, so it went smooth.
A funny incident happened, BTW. I got beeped at the metal detector, and when the security guy waved that stick around me, it started beeping...at my socks.
Fortunatly, I didn't get in trouble. I threw out that socks and bought new one, which didn't beep.
Metal Socks Brubaker,
I'm glad your terrorist socks are in the proper hands.
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