The Beard Store!
I'm listening to Michael Savage while I draw and I just heard him say that anyone who votes for Obama "should be prevented from buying shoes! They should be given sandals and a one way ticket to the beard store!"
The beard store?
The beard store!
The beard store?
The beard store!
posted by Matt Bors at
6:13 PM
9 Comments:
Dude I love the beard store!
The one near me closed down after the Wal-Mart moved in and undersold 'em. Now I get knock-off brand beards from Taiwan.
I recently visited the beard store myself. I think everyone should wear their very own Bors Beard (tm).
I hope you didn't pay too much, Abell. Beards are going up just like everything else now so it's really the time to buy.
I dunno, I think the market's flooded... I was in a bar last night, and half the dudes in there were copying my new beard look.
Maybe they were all inspired by Jen Sorenson's recent work: http://www.slowpokecomics.com/strips/antimetrosexual.html
I don't know how you can listen to Michael Weiner's radio show on a consistent basis without hulking out in a fit of liberal rage.
Heard you can buy a used toupee and wear it as a beard.
for you lefty cheapskates.
I decided to go DIY punk and make one myself... I'm proud of bucking the system, but it's not fully grown in yet everywhere *attempts to frown while maintaining hipster cool*...
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