Your Way Right Away

From a recent article in the New Yorker about Gitmo by Jeffery Toobin:

[Guantánamo Task Force Admiral Mark Buzby] noted that the detainees’ interrogation sessions were sometimes catered by the base’s fast-food outlets. “They want those Subway sandwiches!” he said. “Sometimes they just want to talk. Meanwhile, he’s chomping on his Subway B.M.T. It’s all about that give-and-take and that rapport-building. We still get regular questions in for us to ask from the front in the field. We’ll show him a map: ‘Thanks a lot, have a Big Mac.’”

Maybe a detainee could replace Jared as the new Subway spokesman.