Labor vs. Capital, 2012

I was looking at the costs these underpaid CEOs have to give to the union workers. It's some serious cash--no wonder they are going under. Comes to $3,234 per worker, per hour. Here's how it breaks down:

• $77 per hour (24/7) to all disabled employees
• Top-notch hospice care for a worker's extended family
• On-site day care with ball pit, jungle gym and full-time clown (then you gotta negotiate with the fucking clown union--don't get me started)
• Lunch breaks must have vegetarian options and "organic" vegetables flown in from Vermont
• 20 hour work week/60 hours of pay
  

On the other hand, Japan tricks their children into building cars for free. You could never do that here--Oh No--you'd have to get a permission slip from a Union Boss and give the kid a pension.