Dec 19, 2008

God's Lunch Counter

The official policy on homosexuality from the Saddleback Church's website:
It's not judgmental to say that what the Bible calls a sin is a sin, that's just telling the truth.
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Because membership in a church is an outgrowth of accepting the Lordship and leadership of Jesus in one’s life, someone unwilling to repent of their homosexual lifestyle would not be accepted at a member at Saddleback Church. That does not mean they cannot attend church we hope they do!

3 Comments:

Blogger Judas Peckerwood said...

Great, Pastor Warren! Now tell the truth about the eating of pork, shellfish and other "unclean" foods -- also branded as an abomination in that same part of the Bible. (sound of crickets chirping)

7:58 PM  
Blogger Aaron Manton said...

The irony just gets better and better. 'Saddleback' church seems like it would be the name of a gay church.

Also, when did shitty goatees became de rigeur for homophobic churchies? Does every fad make it to the god circuit 10 years late? I hope in 10 years pastors don't have unkempt beards, cheap beer and the Vincent Gallo Starter Kit.

10:35 PM  
Blogger Matt Bors said...

That's hilarious. Fundies will dress like hipsters in another decade.

I noticed in the early 2000s young Christians wearing shirts that looked like they were for bands like Mushroomhead--then on closer inspection they were all about Jesus dying for you.

12:36 PM  

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