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Naturally, people are seeking information on Sonia Sotomayor, Obama's pick for the Supreme Court. There are some particularly controversial topics that need to be addressed 24 hours out from the announcement, such as who will play her in the biopic based on her inspirational life story and struggle against all odds and nasty GOP interest groups. Thankfully the Associated Press has addressed this pressing issue in an article that gives us a run-down of possible stars. Jennifer Lopez tops the list.

I'd like to cast Ron Perlman as Scalia, perhaps in Hellboy makeup for added effect.