Sects Offenders
This week in Crazy Christian News:
Representatives of a local Christian church tried to lure a seventh-grader at Russell Middle School into a church van last week, school district officials said.
As a result, the principal sent students home with a letter to parents asking that they instruct their children not to talk to strangers...
Dangerous pedophiles? No, just local God Warriors doing some drive-by baptisms without parents permission. Try candy next time, guys.
And then there's this video of some soldiers in Afghanistan making sure the heathens get to the Kingdom.
posted by Matt Bors at
10:55 AM
5 Comments:
"Dangerous pedophiles? No, just local God Warriors doing some drive-by baptisms without parents permission."
Um, maybe it's just me, but "God Warriors" simply screams "Dangerous pedophiles."
Mr. Peckerwood, your name doesn't exactly instill calm in parents either.
Damn, I thought the flag would help.
Has there been a van sold since 1980 that has not at some point been the scene of a molestation? Cops should just hang out at Dodge dealerships.
Oh wow. I downloaded and read the book. "Draw a picture of yourself before the disaster." "Draw a picture after you learned about the disaster."
Oh and my favorite: page 20 with the "Help Available 5 cents" stand similar to Lucy's psychiatric help in the Peanuts series.
Oh and yes, the drawings, fonts ... and generally the entire idea of the comic is a total disaster.
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