Mar 4, 2010

Unreal

The earth completed another rotation on its axis, so that means Obama must have sissified, scaled back, or completely shit on another campaign pledge. Sure enough, a big dump is in the works:

President Obama's advisers are nearing a recommendation that Khalid Sheik Mohammed, the self-proclaimed mastermind of the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, be prosecuted in a military tribunal, administration officials said, a step that would reverse Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr.'s plan to try him in civilian court in New York City.

2 Comments:

Blogger Haas Pikel-Pecker III said...

Don't worry dude, at least he followed through on his campaign pledges to escalate the war in Afghanistan and continue bombing Pakistan.

10:59 AM  
Blogger Kevin Moore said...

Next week he'll fire the DOJ lawyers who had represented Gitmo prisoners. Then, just as a test, Dick Cheney will accuse Obama of undermining American security by wearing pants. Expect Obama to appear in heart patterned boxers in public.

2:57 PM  

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