Bathroom writings

Spotted last night in the Men's restroom of the Tugboat Brewery:

"History will absolve me." - Fidel Castro

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception." - Groucho Marx

"Peace is the absence of opposition to socialism." - Karl Marx

"Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come." - Matt Groening