Bluffer's Guide
Why be informed when you can sound informed? That's what Newsweek will be asking when they launch their new feature, "The Bluffer's Guide" which "will tell readers how to sound as if they are knowledgeable on a current topic, whether they are or not." I suppose they needed something for people who can't slog through their 300 word articles.
This is where news is headed. If it doesn't fit into a text message it can't hold people's attention.
posted by Matt Bors at
12:46 AM
7 Comments:
Permission to email this to hell of dumb folks I know? I promise to link back to the site.
Or not, depending on context and probability of hate mail.
Newsweek is way behind the curve on this one!
...but George W. Bush was ahead of his time. He wasn't a stuttering moron - he was speaking the language of the future!
Txt rlz terr sux lol!
Mail away, Matt.
Ah, the Micro Machines guy. Sounds like someone's been watching "I Love the '80's."
Dear Matt,
Actually, it's God's Plan to place the ADD gene in the human gene pool so that the roaches can finally be rid of the pesky humans.
Twitter uber alles!
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