Gifts!

We all know consumer spending is the only thing keeping us from hunting dogs in the street right now. Why not do your part?

I wouldn't be a good businessman if I didn't remind you about my affordable shirt selection--including the popular "Cash Rules" shirt seen to the right. Order soon to get in time for Christmas (Shirts intended for other holidays will not mailed--this is a Christian nation).

Also, I do commissions from time to time for fans. What better way to sendoff the the Bush Administration than a lovely illustration of them being waterboarded archival ink, suitable for framing? Shoot me an e-mail to discuss rates.