Crying Turd Alert
I'm busting out the Drudge Siren...because sometimes a regular Turd Award isn't enough. This is THREAT LEVEL BROWN. Whenever inanimate objects shed tears, I will put the world on emergency stink alert! Grab the duct tape and plastic sheeting--seal off any place where the putrid poo-roma could seep into your home!
posted by Matt Bors at
8:13 AM
8 Comments:
I don't know which is worse, the maudlin cliche or the horrible rendering of the guitar. The net is full of lovely pictures of guitars -- it's not that hard to get it right. Admittedly, I have a thing about this.
I added a tear to the crosshatching in the cartoon. WHERE'S MY PULITZER?
Ha! When I saw this in our daily paper, I showed it to my husband and predicted it would win one of your Turd Awards. I didn't know it would inspire a whole new level of the prize, though, so I guess I shouldn't feel too special for calling it.
Wow... the whole pastiche begs the question:
Did he do the same cartoon when George Harrison died?
My favorite site featuring guitars:
wetriffs.com (NSFW)
They're not exactly crying...but there is water involved.
while my guitar gently weeps...c'mon, it's pretty clever for a chimpanzee w/ access to art materials.
Would I be a bad person for drawing someone/thing laughing, since that pig Novak is now worm food? Eh, I don't care.
I'm gonna photoshop a tear on Walter Cronkite's face. Journalistic standards are so low they made him cry.
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